Sunday, 12 February 2012

Bomb scare at Albury trots

Our first Saturday night out in Albury threw up more drama than we had bargained for. A light-hearted trip to watch harness racing at the Albury Showground was suddenly disrupted when stewards and police appeared, telling everyone to evacuate the viewing areas and to head back to the car park. With lightning bolts cracking the charcoal-black stormy skies overhead, rumours sprung up as to why racing had been halted. Soon, though, it emerged police had been told there was a bomb on the roof of the grandstand.

Bookmakers, spectators, horses, drivers and staff all stood and waited while police officers combed the grandstand. There was no evident panic and with children continuing to enjoy the funfair behind us, there was a somewhat surreal atmosphere. The storm clouds hovered, but never broke, meaning most of the crowd were still on site when it was declared safe to return to the race track.

At first, the grandstand remained out of bounds, with people's eskies (cool boxes) and picnic chairs sitting untouched. Racing restarted and eventually the punters were allowed back to their seats. You can see the local TV guys setting up for a report. This was big news for them and the local paper, and a surprise to everyone generally, given the relatively low-profile nature of the event. Fortunately, there appeared to be nothing more sinister than the hoax call itself.

The trots (racing) was almost a sideshow after that, but it was good fun watching the eight races which went on pretty late into the night, thanks to the interruption. My only gamble was on a steak sandwich from the snack bar, which came up trumps. There was loads of good banter and we met plenty of new people: lads at the bookies window and girls around the esky. After briefly threatening to mirror the 1997 Grand National, when an IRA terrorist threat forced the race to be postponed, we saw the harness programme through to the end without having to return on a weeknight.

On Saturday we drove out to the west of Albury, first stopping in the small town of Rutherglen, best known for its 23 wineries. I must also flag up the excellent 'Parker Pies', though, having chomped through a delicious steak and onion number. I could have paid several dollars more for a kangaroo or crocodile pie but why take a risk when there is perfectly good steak on offer? Anyway, you could sling anything in a pie and call it crocodile, the customers wouldn't know any different.

Despite knowing very little about wine, we did stop off at Campbell's Winery for a quick tour. The towering stacks of huge barrels reminded me of the Midsomer Murders episode when a man was found drowned in a vat of cider. There was no sign of John Nettles so we didn't hang around. On we drove to Yarrawonga, bordered by Luke Mulwala (see picture). It was an eerie sight, with the dead tree trunks spiking out of the lake. A watery desert.

On a brighter note, we stopped off for a round of mini-golf on the way home. Normally, the best courses are found at seaside resorts, but this one had some real testing holes and it's fair to say we underestimated it. I sneaked home in 54, with Rachel carding 56. We were both under-par but knew we could have played better. We may return before the year is out.

Wednesday, 8 February 2012

Picture special - Matt's Sydney album

Thanks again to Matt and Michelle Wright - and their beautiful baby daughter Sierra - for guiding us around Sydney last weekend. We saw all the best spots and had plenty of time to chill and take in the city, the beach, the harbour. You really can't beat local knowledge.

Matt also had his camera with him and the pictures he took are too good for me not to share them with you. Good work, mate.

Remember, you can enlarge any of the photos by clicking on them. Enjoy...

On the boat back from Manly

Good point

Look left

Click

That good opera place

Sierra and Michelle

Just be natural

Massive

The Famous Five (not famous)

Good times - and great camera work by Sierra

Top city

Sunday, 5 February 2012

On the road to Sydney

Sometimes, very occasionally, you'll have a day which you never want to end. You know, when everything seems easy and you end up with a stupidly big grin across your face. Well, Saturday was one of those. Picture the scene, I'm in Sydney and it's warming up after weeks of cloud and rain on the south-east Australian coast. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin...


It was Friday afternoon when Rachel and I loaded up the car and strapped ourselves in for our first proper road trip Down Under. Albury to Sydney is a six-hour drive on the Hume Highway, a near-deserted duel carriageway spearing through New South Wales. Because there's so little traffic, it's a very easy journey despite sounding a bit epic. The rain lashed down for the last couple of hours as we approached Sydney but I had prepared an iPod playlist and we sang along to Tony Christie 'Is This The Way To Amarillo' to keep the mood light in the deepening gloom.

We spent the weekend with Matt and Michelle Wright - staying at the home of Michelle's parents. Rachel knew Michelle from a previous visit to England and although they are now based in California, the girls have kept in contact. Matt and Michelle had flown back to Oz for the birth of their daughter Sierra and it was brilliant to spend time with the three of them. They made terrific tour guides, as had Rob & Jan in Melbourne. As soon as we stepped off the train in the city on Saturday morning, the Sydney Harbour Bridge loomed large in front of us. There is a photo with us all looking more sociable but this one has a handy gap to show the bridge. As I recall, the camera was balanced precariously on Sierra's stroller.

Plenty of people were paying big bucks to climb to the very top of the bridge but we took a different option. Nudging into view above Michelle's right shoulder (see previous pic) is one of the pylons at the edge of the bridge. We lugged the stroller up the steps inside and emerged on a viewing platform which gave brilliant views of the harbour and city, now bathed in glorious sunshine. Of course, the Opera House was the focus of everyone's attention - although the Wrights pointed out loads of other good stuff including Taronga Zoo, Fort Denison and the Prime Minister's Sydney residence.

Back on terra firma, we walked around the water's edge and boarded a ferry to Manly ("grrr"). Midway through the voyage, we passed the entrance to the harbour, which opens out onto the Pacific Ocean. It would be quite daunting to float out into such a vast expanse of water. Next stop America... The beach at Manly was pretty packed with surfer dudes. We played a quick game of 'spot the European tourists' and noted that no-one was playing the bat-and-ball game at the water's edge, or anywhere for that matter. They can't get enough of it in France and Spain.

One of Matt's mottos is "if you can't see the ocean, don't eat the seafood", so we walked no more than 200m down the main street before stopping for fish and chips. The food was tops although I was caught out by a smoothie made almost entirely of yoghurt and milk (see photo). I did make amends the following day by ordering an ice-based fruit drink. There were tons of people on skateboards although this picture offers no evidence of that. Manly felt like a holiday resort compared to the city, despite being so close.

Our return boat journey was lent a phenomenal backdrop as the daylight started to drain away behind the towering office blocks of Sydney's financial district. Riding the waves back through the harbour with such artistry all around was quite magical. Melbourne may be the sporting capital of Australia but it doesn't touch Sydney for beauty.

There was another extraordinary episode still to play out. All day, the monstrous cruise ship 'Diamond Princess' had been docked in the harbour, dwarfing the ferries and looking more at home next to the glistening skyscrapers. While we stood next to the bustling outdoor Opera House bars, the captain gave three massive toots and slowly maneuvered her around before stealing away into the night. Cameras flashed around us and on the towering cruiser decks. The atmosphere was electric - we truly had been in the right places at the right times.

Before heading home on Sunday, we drove to the beach at Cronulla. Like Manly, it was really busy - even more so because of the 'nippers' surfing club for kids and a big surf competition in the afternoon. It could have been super-hectic but Matt and Michelle walked us along the coast to a quieter spot for our picnic. We shared the driving on the way home and were treated to another spectacular sunset. For the first time, it felt like we were coming 'home' to Albury.

I have one other story to share. Our lawn/back yard is a decent size and we have a petrol mower, which I attempted to use for the first time the other day. You can set the length you want to trim the grass to and I notched it straight down to the lowest setting. Seconds later, there was a crunching noise and the mower turned itself off. I had obviously set it low enough to maintain the wicket at Lord's, taking all the grass off the ground and some of the soil as well (note: it is fine). I did take a picture but thought you might instead enjoy this - taken in the back garden of our university house in Chichester when we went the whole hog and varnished a proper wicket, complete with nets and covers.

Plenty of you have commented on the blog so far, which has been amazing. It's good fun writing it and seemingly it is being read around the clock - not only because of different time zones, but parents waking in the night to look after kids and needing something to read in those small hours. Keep getting in touch, we love it.

It's hard to comprehend the images of snow in the UK and across Europe given the summery conditions here, but I remember all too vividly the chaos of driving too and from work in treacherous conditions over the last couple of winters. Take care and here's hoping the full football programme resumes asap. Snow news and snow pics both welcome.

Monday, 30 January 2012

Picture special - January's unseen extras

As January rolls into February and the transfer window slams shut, I've had a rummage through our photos and unearthed a few that didn't quite make the cut for the blog, first time round. Here, along with handy captions, they all are. You lucky people.

In big news this week, it's been raining. Not for long, mind, but long enough to flood the road and waterlog the front lawn. And long enough for our winter-bound friends to enjoy a surreptitious smirk. I paid 60 dollars just to see a doctor today - unbelievable. Later, we were bothered by what I perceived to be a swarm of flies on a short walk to the post box. When we returned home and opened the front door, one flew in behind us and Rachel remarked "there's that fly again." I initially questioned how she could be sure a single fly had followed us for the duration of the journey and then into the house but now I am doubting myself.

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Our hotel in Singapore, The Quincy. Bit sticking out is the swimming pool.

Rach loved this chair. "We should get one of these"

White tiger at Singapore Zoo, definitely our tour guide's favourite.

Brilliantly lazy: the orangutans.

Just chilling with the rhino.

Elegance personified.

Queen of the Zoo

All dressed up and nowhere to go. Literally - we're on the Singapore Flyer.

Raffles cakes.

Melbourne

Traffic lights at the beach - and Rob

Phillip Island podium (empty champers bottles)

My Tottenham connections are running strong. Australian Rules Football is the big deal over here when it comes to sport, so I decided I'd better grab a piece of the action before the league season starts in March. With help from the AFL twitter page, I chose to support Geelong Cats, the reigning premiers, having been informed they wore the same colours as Spurs. In a division comprising 18 clubs, Geelong are one of 10 based in and around Melbourne.

One of their city rivals, Collingwood, are Australia's Manchester United. Seemingly "everyone's second team is whoever Collingwood are playing." They've won 15 premierships since the AFL began (as the Victoria Football League) in 1890. Only Carlton and Essendon have been more successful. After tweeting my allegiance to Geelong, I was quickly welcomed into the Cats family. Steve Johnson is the man to watch, so my scouts tell me. I've already started my YouTube research. First game of the regular season is on March 31 away to Fremantle. That's just down the coast from Perth and in anyone's language, it's a long old poke.

I also plan to play football this winter - for Albury Hotspurs.

Saturday, 28 January 2012

What is this Aussie critter?

My chief concern about moving to Australia was the diversity of wildlife, the bugs, the snakes, the dangerous spiders, all the stuff we don't have to worry about in England. Several of you have asked exactly what critters we've encountered, so when we saw this earlier, I had to cast fear to one side and pull out the camera. Seconds later, it was gone. So what I want to know is... What on earth is it?

Friday night was Andy Murray's semi-final against Novak Djokovic at the Australian Open. Like Tim Henman before him, Murray knows how to put British fans through the ringer when it comes to the big occasion and this was definitely no exception. It was good to hear the BBC were screening the game live back home and to be fair, the Australian TV coverage - which has been pretty jingoistic at times during the tournament - was excellent during what was a true classic. I don't know if our neighbours on either side have young children but if they do, we woke them up with our yells every time Murray won a break point - or lost his own serve. As is so often the case, there was to be no happy ending but Murray left the court with his pride absolutely in tact after pushing the world No 1 right to the limit. The five-set match lasted almost five hours, while Saturday night's women's final between Victoria Azarenka and Maria Sharapova was over in 1 hour 22 minutes. If anyone wants to re-visit the "female tennis players deserve to be paid as much as the men" argument, I'd love to hear from them.

Rachel emerged unscathed from her first day at school, an inset, and we embarked on our first notable trip in the car to visit Beechworth, just under an hour's drive into Victoria. Our first stop was the Beechworth Bakery, operating under the banner 'Australia's greatest bakery.' I can only imagine that's a title they've added themselves. If anyone has visited every bakery in Australia with a clipboard, they've got a serious mileage claim to submit. My steak pie and Rachel's foccacia were top-notch, though, so I won't dispute the boast.

We spent part of the afternoon on a tour which told the story of Ned Kelly and his gang. Here is Rachel at the point where we had to meet our guide. I don't remember a load of details from the tour, but Ned ended up hanged in Melbourne. There was a plaster cast of his head (post-hanging) in the Beechworth museum. I can't see Madame Tussauds adding any of those to their collection.

On the way home, we made a slight detour to visit the stunning Woolshed Falls. The small dots you can see in this photo are indeed people, which gives you an idea of the scale of the waterfall. We took a few pictures, including this one, from the viewing platform, and then made our way down the rocks and up the other side to dip our feet in the rushing water. Stepping out of shoes and onto the burning hot slabs of rock made the cool sensation ever better.

Hats are becoming more prominent for us every day. The intensity of the sun means it's important to keep our heads properly covered, even into the evening, as the temperatures don't start falling away until it gets late. Australians are really on the ball when it comes to sunscreen and keeping in the shade, where we perhaps have a tendancy to maximise sunbathing in the UK. Saw a government TV ad the other day which finished with the punchline 'there's nothing healthy about a tan'. Given that 1 in 20 Australians will be diagnosed with melanoma, it's not hard to see why they take that line. I am borrowing this Billabong for now but am looking to make a purchase in the next week or so. All hat suggestions welcome.

After swinging by an amazing cheesecake shop (certain to hear more of that in a future blog) on the way home, we scrolled through the TV guide and found both the Graham Norton Show and Jonathan Ross Show being given prime time slots! Does Australian not make its own chat shows? We thoroughly enjoyed your breakfast news, a few blogs ago, so sticking with the TV theme I want to know what programmes are big in your world at the moment. What are we missing out on? Is anyone watching Mad Dogs on Sky 1? The first series was the best show on TV last year - fact. Let us know your thoughts on Facebook or Twitter. I am @stevetervet

Thursday, 26 January 2012

Australia Day

Australia Day, 26 January, is the anniversary of the arrival of the First Fleet of 11 convict ships from Great Britain, and the raising of the Union Jack at Sydney Cove by its commander Captain Arthur Phillip, in 1788. (www.australiaday.org.au)



We have a national day in England. St George's Day. Honestly, without Googling it, I don't know when it is. That's because it's not a big occasion on the calendar. Australia Day is different. So different. Essentially, it's a Bank Holiday, everywhere shuts down and everyone does really Australian stuff. Our day started with a visit to the packed Noreuil Park, in the south-west corner of Albury, along with some of Rachel's new colleagues. There were certainly hundreds of people there; possibly thousands by the time we left. In this photo, the mayor of Albury is leading a citizenship ceremony, where immigrants officially became Australians. A couple of Brits made their way up on stage; others involved were from India, Thailand and Egypt. We were on the banks of the Murray River, where loads of kids were swimming and floating along on Aussie lilos. Many of the males in attendance were eager to make a quick exit and get home in time for the cricket, but there was a real sense of community and national pride. It made me sad to think that our flags often have such negative connotations. Outside the World Cup, you'll most often see the St George's cross being flown by the far-right English Defence League. Nick Griffin's British National Party have smeared the identity of the Union Jack, brought to Australia for the first time 224 years ago. Shame on them. Our country is brilliant, yet we don't celebrate it. That's not right.

Back at home, the TV went on and I flicked between the tennis on Seven and the cricket on Nine. Australia continued to pummel India at a scorching hot Adelaide Oval, while Victoria Azarenka and Maria Sharapova reached the women's final at the Australian Open in Melbourne. The BBC's excellent text commentary has kept me in touch with the Pakistan v England test match in Dubai - throwing a third different time zone into the mix!

Several of the teachers at Rachels' new school - and their families - got together in the evening for a barbeque. Well, how else could you end Australia Day? Stereotypes suggest Aussies rule the roost when it comes to 'barbies' and I can only reinforce that. A feast comprising steaks, sausages, chops, burgers and fish was laid before us, with some outstanding egg and potato mixes to compliment the main offerings. On the eve of the new school term, it was a nice way for us to forge new friendships and build on those which had already started earlier in the day. The garden had seemingly been shaped with cricket in mind and we bowled a few overs with the kids once our food had gone down.

Invited to take a dip in the adjacent pool, we definitely weren't about to refuse. At the end of a day which saw temperatures hit 39C on the Victoria-New South Wales border, it was hugely refreshing to jump in. Having said that, the water was far warmer than any pool I've swum in back home! Without exception, everyone we've met so far has made us feel welcome. Several have contacts at the local newspaper, which could be good news for me.

I can't finish a blog entry on Australia Day without mentioning kangaroos. A couple of days ago, we drove a few kilometres out of town to the Oz.e Wildlife Sanctuary - one of the strangest places I've ever been to. The reception area was deserted, apart from some snakes in cabinets and a peacock at the front door. It was Mary Celeste-esque. Eventually a woman appeared to take our money and hand us bags of animal feed. No mention was made of the un-manned desks, so we commenced our tour. Having seen only two other vehicles in the large, dusty car-park, it was not a surprise to see we were pretty much the only visitors. Kangaroos, lying in the shade, instantly heard us rustling the food bags and bounced over. One tugged at my t-shirt when I dared to stop offering handfuls of pellets. We moved on.

Disappointment at not seeing koalas last week was soon forgotten when we came across two in a tree. One was sleeping, wedged perfectly between two branches towards the top and the other was chowing down on vast amounts of eucalyptus leaves. Neither acknowledged us, only stirring when disturbed by the pitter-patter of the sprinklers on their fur. We moved on.

After stopping to watch a solitary penguin, similar to those on Phillip Island, we made for the exit. A large peacock was loitering at the entrance back into the reception and Rachel was concerned it was waiting for a customer to open the door in order to make a bid for freedom. I was more worried the snakes inside had escaped their cabinets but both fears were unfounded and we departed in undramatic fashion.